Monoxide the Microencephalic

Rarely does one encounter such esteemed and utter asshats as the collective works of Mono and his band of merry felchers.

The only difficulty one may have with regards to indicative individuality assessment, is in the determination of whom is the receptive anal orifice, and whom is the hamster(s) in this fellowship of fools.

As many of you may already know, Monoxide and his laddle fishies have been on yet another interwebz and IRL harassment campaign; this time he’s has been targeting Murt for several months.

If you happen to be one of the unenlightened, don’t feel badly, as most are clueless to the actual underlying reason for this kewl krew’s raison d’etre. IMO, they do this for the shits and giggles of the easily amused with substandard IQ’s.

Although I claim no allegiance to Murt whatsoever, I do feel that the continuous preschooler antics of Mono et al have gone unblasted for far too long, and as he recently committed a major posting faux pas which resulted in him having a pantypoopy while his anal obsessive sheeple rushed in to do sphincter damage control for him, I feel the necessity to relay that moment of Mono’s supreme incontinence to you all.

While chatting in Leonard Padilla’s Ustream site during the late hours of Sunday, January 25th, Mono and fiends were performing their usual trained circus flea tricks, when Mono had an epiphany:

He decided that it would be uber lulzy to post a link to a site depicting an Anime of children engaging in sexually graphic scenarios.

Children. Engaged in sexual acts. Anime or not, this is vile and repulsive.

How anyone with two neurons and a single dendrite can find anything amusing in such vomitous material is far beyond what most people can possibly fathom, and an all time low for even a bottom feeder of fecal filth and decay like Monoxide.

For those who feel the need to worship at this nancy boi’s encrusted skin scaled and fungi laden feet, and wish to protest his enduring innocence, please save your fetid breaths. I was there along with many others who saw first hand what Mono posted, and how he and his jailbait assclowns tried to immediately backpedal when several of us expressed our outrage and contempt for such blatant pedophilia putrefaction.

The fact that he thought this was an appropriate link for a chat who’s discussion topic was about a murdered child, only further serves to show what a dumpster diving, lowlife waste of oxygen, fucking shitstain he is on every surface he comes in physical or virtual contact with.

In addition to his already precarious position from this fulminating and festering fuck-up, someone who was too much of a pussy to leave their nym actually threatened to shut down the BrainlessBizarre blog, where Miss Missy first broke the news of Mono’s penchant for Anime pedo pr0n sites.

This same socially retarded rectally-born reject also threatened to actually “come after” Missy if she didn’t, “back of (sic) Mono”, and that s/he could, “take you out in a few hrs”, while further pontificating the old and so very tired, albeit poorly spelled, “I know where you like (sic). Asshole!”, threat. Pardon me while I melodramatically roll my eyes and yawn.

It’s so hilarious when these splooge spots think that they are being anonymous! Hint to the uninitiated inbred genetic mutations:

There is no such thing as anonymity in ANY electronic transmission, but thanks for playing, erm, *paying*, you insipid twatwaffling queef.

Well, for all of you pimple faced kiddies still suffering from urinesis and hiding that fact behind your overblown sense of online prowess and imaginary super powers, y’all have just made a brandy new special friend, and with friends like me, you won’t be needing any enemas.

I shall gladly rip off both of your arms and skull fuck you with the bloody stump of one, while ass fisting you up to the disarticulated elbow of the other, shortly before I rid the world’s suffering from precious resource consuming, parasitic afterbirth troglodytes like yourselves with a well placed 9mm round should any one of you feel brave enough to actually attempt to intimidate me in such a gregarious and ingratiating fashion.

In addition to expressing my all-encompassing umbrage with these daisy chain wankstains and their subdued sheeple ass-fucked followers on this site and on the Brainlessbizarre, I also have forwarded my screen shots to several state and federal law enforcement agencies, including, but certainly not limited to:

http://www.ic3.gov/

http://www.fbi.gov/

http://www.tbi.state.tn.us/

Monoxide is going to soon discover the sensation of a hornet swarm stinging his ass at every miniscule move he makes in the near future, because nothing quite says, “YOU FUCKED UP ROYALLY, JOSH!”, like an ongoing criminal investigation can, when one finds oneself the subject of law enforcement’s in-depth scrutinizations.

I hear the Knoxville jail serves mystery meatloaf surprise on Tuesdays too, oh lucky you! Maybe you can even receive extra ketchup packets from the kitchen trusties in exchange for a blowjob, if you swallow correctly.

So, here’s a big HELLO from me, to all of you knob gobbling coprophagic little ingrown anal hairs, with a special FUCK YOU ALL thrown in for the MMAC wannabe hax0rs to keep it lulzy for you cyclopian phreeks who think that you’ll just spam, hack, or prank call me with your outdated lamer games.

Have fun with Bubba, and maybe he’ll let you piss yourself for a jailhouse lube job before he consummates your coital bliss and same sex marital vows. And lastly, do try to keep your tiny erections hidden while in the communal showers, or Bubba may decide to pimp you out for prison favors and cigarettes.

Whoopsie!