Beotchsmack's Hellhounds

Terroristic Threats

beotchsmack — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 14:23:22 +0000

Most of us have read national news stories of young children being arrested for threatening to kill a classmate at school, and have probably shook our heads that six year old's could actually be arrested for childish playground threats. It does seem ridiculous when first viewed, until we remember incidents like the Columbine incident, and other school murders. In that retrospect, it loses all humor, instantly.

The Paranoid Narcissist

beotchsmack — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 19:12:04 +0000

This is a mixed personality type that makes for a highly vengeful stalker, and one of the most dangerous types of stalkers, because they have a personal mission for revenge. Any perceived slight, real or imagined, will eventually be subjected to their retribution. The paranoia of this type centers around aggression, ranging from sadomasochistic violence to sustained moods of hostility and anger. The narcissistic aspect is focused on jealousy, greed, domination, desires of power and control, and a sense of absolute entitlement which is a false justification for all of the individual's behaviors. Lacking in empathy, these people use others for their own gratification; without ethics or moral societal codes, they do not hesitate to place another's full private details and personal information on the Interwebz, or to share such information with others as they please.

Zanlaughsatyou and Choad Toads

beotchsmack — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:35:15 +0000

It's been nearly three weeks since you made your rectal faux pas and you have yet to apologize, retract or otherwise admit to your mASSive mistake of suggesting that I am a pedophile, an inference with which I take the greatest umbrage. I am not connected with you, or any of your nasty toadies. None of you know me, well and personally, from any forum, chat room or blog, yet you are not man/woman enough to publicly admit your faults in this matter, obviously preferring to hide out in your aspergillus niger fungi laden toad holes to wait for this to eventually blow over until your next nasty deed knocks someone else into the line of fire.

Blog Boars Whores Wars

beotchsmack — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:24:18 +0000

Zanlaughsatyou I don't allow pedophiles or their followers to view my tweets.Make sure U tell Annie Rush,Anna Lee Grace,Anna Mykayla she's going 2B exposed 1:43 PM Mar 4th

Now I am wondering how mastiffly fucked up ~~sumdumcumbucket~~ erm, someone has to be to send this shit to my Twitter via DM? Step away from the black tar heroin and morphine sulfate, you obfuscating addict, and go seek help for the dementia and delirium tremens.

Adam Daniel Shepherd wanted Sex with Children

beotchsmack — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:26:34 +0000

On this past February 14th, 25 year old Adam Daniel Shepherd of Jacksonville Florida, drove his Ford F-150 pickup truck south to a house on Curtiss Lane in Hernando County, where he believed that two children, ages six and nine, were residing. His reason for the visit wasn't a Valentine's Day family barbecue, birthday party or piano recital; he arrived with the intention of having sex with both children. Having made prior arrangements to meet the children at this location, he was undoubtedly surprised to find that he was actually meeting with law enforcement officials at an otherwise vacant address.

Darrin Sink is Sunk

beotchsmack — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:49:23 +0000

p>The Casselberry Little League in Florida has been plagued by numerous hardships over the past several years, including the arrest in August of last year of volunteer Patricia Penn for the theft of funds from concession sales and the League's Sam's Club credit card that have been reported as high as $8,000.00.
This put the League in the position of having to cancel the scheduled season's games due to lack funding. Thankfully for the youngster's sake, a local benefactor made a generous donations which allowed the season to continue as planned.

Now the Castleberry Little League is once again in the news, and once again, in a highly unfavorable light.
Darrin Sink, the President of the Castleberry Little League was arrested two weeks ago in the well visited Seminole County Environmental Studies Center for lewd behavior, when he propositioned engaging in a sexual act with an undercover law enforcement officer.

Hello Dolly!

beotchsmack — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:27:40 +0000

Here's one for doll lovers everywhere: This past Wednesday, down in Cape Coral Florida, Mr. George Bartusek was just hanging out in a Publix grocery store parking lot, minding his own business while playing with his dolls. Well, that is...um... his two life size inflatable sex dolls.

Auntie’s Answer to the Anthony Doll

beotchsmack — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 04:50:29 +0000

Our own auntiesemantic has been a busy beotch: ;) When news of the Sunbiz Promotions' "Inspirational Caylee Doll" marketing plans first broke into the news, auntie got busy with her own answer to this "novelty doll", and IMO, it far surpasses the current Casey voodoo dolls being auctioned off on E-bay, for it's own specialized shock and tingle factors.

Monoxide the Microencephalic

beotchsmack — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 22:20:00 +0000

Rarely does one encounter such esteemed and utter asshats as the collective works of Mono and his band of merry felchers. The only difficulty one may have with regards to indicative individuality assessment, is in the determination of whom is the receptive anal orifice, and whom is the hamster(s) in this fellowship of fools. As many of you may already know, Monoxide and his laddle fishies have been on yet another interwebz and IRL harassment campaign; this time he's has been targeting Murt for several months. If you happen to be one of the unenlightened, don't feel badly, as most are clueless to the actual underlying reason for this kewl krew's raison d'etre. IMO, they do this for the shits and giggles of the easily amused with substandard IQ's. Although I claim no allegiance to Murt whatsoever, I do feel that the continuous preschooler antics of Mono et al have gone unblasted for far too long, and as he recently committed a major posting faux pas which resulted in him having a pantypoopy while his anal obsessive sheeple rushed in to do sphincter damage control for him, I feel the necessity to relay that moment of Mono's supreme incontinence to you all.

Sensationalistic Vultures

beotchsmack — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:09:16 +0000

There are few actions lower in life than profiting from a murdered child, and in the case of this human buzzard, we have found the epitome of low. Allow me to present to you the Jacksonville Florida based company of dung beetles at, "The Caylee Anthony Tribute Site", owned by a Mr. Jaime Salcedo of Showbiz Promotions. This festering ass boil at Showbiz Promotions is selling stickers, bracelets, tee shirts, and most inappropriately of all, "The Inspirational Caylee Doll", which sings "You are My Sunshine", when it's navel is pressed.